I Can't Take This Spam Anymore
I Can't Take This Spam Anymore
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Seriously, this crap is out of control. My inbox is overrun with offers for viagra. How do I stop all this nonsense? It's making me nuts.
- I just want get a actual email for once.
- Hopefully one day this will go away.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I'm stuck with deleting spam all day long.
Junk Mail: The Virtual Filth Bombarding Me
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
Get This Shit Out of My Inbox
Seriously, way too much is simply ridiculous. Every day I get flooded with your lame offers for things I don't even want. I've here tried to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a deaf ear. At this point, I'm just pissed off.
- Just quit spamming me.
- Figure out that you're annoying everyone with this crap.
- You've been warned.
Make This Spam Stop You Assholes
Listen up, you bunch of cretins. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to get the hell out here. I'm fed up with your garbage to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a pack of pathetic fools. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So Take that as a threat.
- Get lost
- I'm not interested
Stop It Right Now, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you scumbags! Your unwanted emails are clogging up inboxes and pissed off people. We've had enough of your crap. This is your final warning to knock it off. Keep sending that nonsense, and we'll be forced to take legal action. Understand? You better believe it.
Seriously With Your Spammy Texts
You believe you're so clever, sending out your bullshit to every random person you can find. But guess what, fucker? I give a damn for your deception. Get a real job or kill yourself already.
- Seriously With Your Annoying Messages
- I don't care
- Get a real job or go outside already.